Mohamed "Big Mo" Salim
Born 08/12/90, Mohamed Amir Hussein Hassan! Salim and raised by wolves in a lion's den. Drifted through elementary school high but ten years sober in high school wallah. Graduated from community college in only five years, and four years more to get a bachelor's degree in Art History. Got into med school by chance by walking into the wrong office running from the cops whilst touting a suitcase full of illicit drugs. Impressed the interviewer by correctly diagnosing him with diabetes, down syndrome, or maybe a broken arm. Now a proud member of the promotions committee because no one ran against him.
Mohamed AHH! Salim
PS: Will send real bio once I make one up. Need photoshoot for pictures.